"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."

A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

(Source: loh-lee-tah, via the-thomas)

verylittlebird:

why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.

kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.

(via snorlaxatives)

awashinreverb:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

This meme is so good it has end credits

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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(Source: f0xyshy, via coolator)